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Tuesday, August 1, 2017

God's Alphabet




God knew what he was doing when he made clouds. He must’ve gotten confused sometime after dogs and forests because by the time he got to humans he was seriously off the reservation. Then came killing – a mistake he admitted in his Ten Commandments. When he got to whiskey and wine he threw up his hands in disgust.
“Have at it, boys and girls. Knock yourselves out.”